It's Kau$tas Diary, Bitches!

doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

taco-bell-rey:

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

she can’t hold it back anymore

6 favorite photos of tumblr child abusers // 1. yesimbeyonce

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

minseomnia:

A message the principle left before suiciding
I cannot keep living not knowing 200 people’s safety. I was the one who suggested the trip. Maybe I could still be a teacher for those who’s body is not found in heaven. 
trans: minseomniasource: https://twitter.com/keitadj/status/457127995442855937/photo/1

minseomnia:

A message the principle left before suiciding

I cannot keep living not knowing 200 people’s safety. I was the one who suggested the trip. Maybe I could still be a teacher for those who’s body is not found in heaven. 

trans: minseomnia
source: https://twitter.com/keitadj/status/457127995442855937/photo/1

neontreed:

this is the funniest screenshot i ever took while playing animal crossing

neontreed:

this is the funniest screenshot i ever took while playing animal crossing

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

lairofnyx:

applesaucebro:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

I request this to be played at my funeral

That was really fucking awesome.

"gradually become agitated" no shit

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

lairofnyx:

applesaucebro:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

I request this to be played at my funeral

That was really fucking awesome.

"gradually become agitated" no shit

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

clintashashipper:

snooziep:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

Nearly 60 seconds of Jeremy Renner laughing.

You know you need it on your blog.

perfect fishy - i am poorly sick today and renner giggles are a wonder cure

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

image

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do you wanna fuckin go

geekishchic:

imaginebenedicts:

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

he who must not be laid